I wake up and find out I may have been a Satanist all my life (as defined by Anton LaVey). That's a strange thought.
I'd always kinda assumed that Satanism was all about hokey anti-xian losers.
That may be what flocks to it in popular culture, but ... the message is good. I suddenly have much more respect for it.
And all in all, it's very good to see that folks in this world can and do think like that.
La la la.