quasi random (kaolinfire) wrote,
quasi random
kaolinfire

I hate water

I just fell into this rant and felt a need to record it.

I hate rafting. Not too fond of water. I especially hate rafting with other folks, not having full personal control over the safety of the raft... and getting dunked three times in an exhausting day and nearly dying (and hyperventilating for the first time in my life). I don't like surfing, either. sunscreen in my eyes and uneven ground hiding under the water twisting my ankle. I don't really enjoy swimming, either. I don't even like *drinking* water. Nor do I like cholorine or being encrusted with sand or salt.
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