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Prostitution selling myself

For the company newsletter which was just reinstated last month:

blurb 1, on how cool ISO Hair is--

"Centric's development paradigm has shifted towards fast development of modular, standards-heavy sites that load faster and turn-around on redevelopment and extension rapidly. ISO Hair is a shining example of that, with even the larger pages sticking under 2 seconds' load time for a 56k modem. Shaving down the layout glue allowed us leeway for richer, more detailed imagery, still with a more responsive site. Meanwhile, the architecture of the site as a whole allows for a far more natural search engine optimization strategy, and backend improvements allowed the designers instant access to refining the presentation--during development."

blurb 2, on my own hiring--

"Kaolin Fire is a product of the Internet and its conceptual predecessors. A veteran of the San Francisco dot com industry, he's recently settled in Southern California; Kaolin has brought his ten years of web development experience to bear with Centric to redefine the way websites are built."

God damn. Ten years.

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kari_marie
May. 16th, 2005 11:46 pm (UTC)
You're officially old. :-D

Hey, do you only have one eyebrow in that userpic?
kaolinfire
May. 16th, 2005 11:56 pm (UTC)
I can't remember. It's possible, mirrored to the missing moustache/beard. :)

Old, old, old. Getting a root canal on Thursday made me officially old. Or was it buying a house? Getting married? My first 9-5?

Old, old, old.
kari_marie
May. 16th, 2005 11:57 pm (UTC)
All of the above. :-)
cristafly
May. 17th, 2005 05:27 am (UTC)
I love the pic, K. You're not old yet.
kaolinfire
May. 17th, 2005 05:37 am (UTC)
That's me six years ago, I think. :)
zzinnia
May. 17th, 2005 01:31 pm (UTC)
but you still look the same!! you maintain that youthful glow.

:)
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