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low-carb double-whopper

kaolin (5:18:17 PM): I had a low-carb double-whopper for lunch. no bun, no mayo, no ... anything. well, meat, flavorless onions, tomatoes, and pickles. on limp lettuce, slowly sogging up with grease from the meat.
kaolin (5:18:30 PM): that grease is some powerful nasty-ass shit!
alanna (5:18:38 PM): um weirdo
alanna (5:18:42 PM): that sounds superr gross
kaolin (5:18:48 PM): it feels all sorts of unpleasant in my stomach.
kaolin (5:18:57 PM): I even sopped up grease with four napkins.
alanna (5:19:18 PM): ewwwwwwwwww

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nibot
May. 12th, 2004 05:41 pm (UTC)
I had a low-carb double-whopper for lunch

Why?
kaolinfire
May. 12th, 2004 06:05 pm (UTC)
curiosity.
nibot
May. 12th, 2004 06:11 pm (UTC)
Sacrificing yourself for science. Very noble.

Have you read the craigslist cheeseburger review?
kaolinfire
May. 12th, 2004 06:26 pm (UTC)
that's beautiful. :)
pomopologine
May. 12th, 2004 06:36 pm (UTC)
youre all sick.
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