quasi random (kaolinfire) wrote,
quasi random
kaolinfire

finger. bagel. slicey slice.

My left ring finger happened to be in the center of the bagel I was slicing. I think I sawed twice through it before the pain made it all the way to higher processing and I dropped the bagel in the sink. Eww.

ow ow ow ow ow.

I hate mornings.

I'm now at work. tappita-tappita-tappita. trying to decide whether to use that finger or not. Hmm.
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