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another joke? [fly in soup...]

I'm sure this one existed before my thinking of it, but oh well:

A man at a french restaraunt is outraged to find a fly in his soup, and calls for the his waiter.

The waiter comes over and inspects the soup: he sticks a finger in the soup, nods to himself, and goes back into the kitchen; he comes back with a frog, drops it into the soup, and goes back to what he was doing.

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this didn't come out as "bad" (or well, depending on how you look at it) as I would have liked. other endings I was playing with were the waiter handing him a flyswatter and telling him that any more than the "sampler" was self-serve... or the waiter simply swatting the fly-in-soup with the flyswatter and breaking the whole assembly making a huge mess, or...

bleah.

I'm not good with jokes. I probably shouldn't have tried. The previous one just "came to me".

Comments

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(Anonymous)
Mar. 8th, 2002 11:37 pm (UTC)
your art sux. um, it looks like a fifth grader drew it. random heartbeats in jello.
kaolinfire
Mar. 8th, 2002 11:51 pm (UTC)
Well, anything that was drawn, I would agree with. My drawing sucks for shit -- no practice. Slightly better than a fifth grader in that I have some idea of composition and perspective, but not much. Where in hell did you find any drawings I might have done? :)

Not like you'll see this and likely you were just trolling, but whatever.

La la la.
(Anonymous)
Mar. 9th, 2002 08:46 pm (UTC)
are you sure you have composition and perspective?
kaolinfire
Mar. 18th, 2002 07:53 pm (UTC)
I said I had "some, but not much".

I'm sure I've got some. :)

But not much.
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